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Snack Buyer & Bodyguard T-Shirt — Official Funny Novelty Tee

Snack Buyer & Bodyguard T-Shirt — Official Funny Novelty Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink—this garment-dyed tee feels like a favorite from the first wear. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes easy and stays resilient thanks to double-needle stitching and a tubular knit that avoids side seams. A small, vintage-style chest emblem and a playful, bold back print that reads “Official Snack Buyer & Bodyguard — Protect. Provide. Repeat.” give it personality without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want casual confidence: running errands, guarding the snack stash at a family movie night, or gifting a hard-working friend who keeps the crew fed and safe. The muted, garment-dyed finish softens with every wash, deepening color and texture while the roomy fit keeps movement unrestricted.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in softness and vintage look.
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and less waste.
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting construction.
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label; 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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